==== Even Worse ====

;Stuck In A Closet With Vanna White:...Suddenly I'm bowling on the [[USS Enterprise (NCC-1701)|Starship ''Enterprise'']]...

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==== Running With Scissors ====

;Albuquerque:...A local radio station had this contest to see who could correctly guess the number of molecules in [[Leonard Nimoy]]'s butt.

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==== Poodle Hat ====

;Genius In France:...I'm not even welcome at the ''Star Trek'' [[convention]]...

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;eBay:Tell Me Why, I Bid On [[William Shatner|Shatner's]] Old Toupee...

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==== Straight Outta Lynwood ====

;You're Pitiful:Your homemade ''[[Star Trek]]'' [[uniform]] / Really ain't impressin' me

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;White & Nerdy:I'm fluent in JavaScript as well as [[Klingonisch|Klingon]].''" and "''Only question I ever thought was hard was 'Do I like [[James T. Kirk|Kirk]] or do I like [[Jean-Luc Picard|Picard]]?

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==== Sonstiges ====

;Gee, I'm A Nerd:...Seen each ''[[Star Trek]]'' eighty times...

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